January 2012
*in class, thinking to myself:
Me: I really fucking hate all of you, I hope you all die.
Me: Oh shit, what if someone can read minds.
Me: PENISSSSSSSS.
Me: Okay, no one look alarmed.
Me: We're all set, no one can read minds in here.
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Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known
Albus: Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.
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A: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
H: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew
A: Dad this response is really getting old
H: TWO HEADMASTERS
A: Yes, I get it two hea—
H: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN
A: Da—
H: THAT I EVER KNEW
BRAVEST AND WISEST
TWO OF THEM
